FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rules, 10 notebooks.
MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science.
It's not that I'm not a "morning person", I'm just not a "waking up" person.
Parents: "I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too."
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Change your password to 'incorrect' so if you ever forgot it, you will get a reminder saying "your password in incorrect" ;)
Twinkle twinkle Liam Payne, Niall, Louis, Harry, Zayn.
If BREAK_UPs never existed, the music indusrty would go half way BANKRUPT.
My mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her.
*Walks out of my room* Parents:"Hey look, she's alive!" Me:"bye." *walks back inte room*