Dear mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you can't hear me yell, "what!?" when you scream my name? Sincerely, confused child
@girlposts
"Mom, I'm gonig out" "With friends?" "No, with people I hate."
@ItsFunnyLife
*ignores phone call* Text friend - Me:"You called?"
@teenagersfact
I hate it when I can't fall asleep because I'm thinking.
@ItsFunnyLife
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, sp they can see the cover.
@ItsFunnyLife
I yell oww! before I even knpw I'm hurt, just incase.
@FunnyJokeBook
Missed calls: Dad (1) Sister (1) Brother (1) Mother (50)
@ItsFunnyLife
That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your poket.
@WereJustTeenss
Cell phone ruind the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
@ItsFunnyLife
*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds?
@ItsFunnyLife
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget you, but I couldn't live without you.
@ItsFunnyLife
